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Hi! Girls Wani / Shirah / Itah.....You go girl...

Can contact aunty at number 81459246 my biz line, send me messages...ok

Aunty i can't believe u remembered my birthday..thank you sooo much for all the prayers and for your concern.thank you for your undestanding..anw, my final year exams just ended so i can use the computer..thank you again aunty....

ok thx aunty..:)

Hehehe...
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Cuz I didn't know my account still existed.
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something for u : ~

When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch the crap out of them. [but i know for sure u wudnt do that! (: but this is a joke i found sumwhr, just to remind u (: ]


The DoughBoy Story ~
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join me in remembering a great icon. The Pillsbury Dough boy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was only 51. Dough boy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay there
Respects, including Mrs. Butter worth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins,
Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies and Captain Crunch.

The gravesite was piled high with flours, as long-time friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Dough boy rose quickly in show business but his later life was
Filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he even still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions. Toward the end it was thought that he would rise again, but alas, he was no tart.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
Elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes [sad rite ;) winkwink]


How A Spelling Mistake Can Cause Death! LOL ~
Once there was a man moving to Florida from Illinois. His wife would meet him there the next day. He sent her an e-mail but spelled the address wrong and ended up going to an old lady whos husband recently had passed away. The lady read the message and after fell on the floor dead. The message read
Dearest Wife,
I just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
P.S. Sure is hot down here.


Some stuff u might wanna invent ~
The water-proof towel
Glow in the dark sunglasses
Solar powered flashlights
Submarine screen doors
A book on how to read
Inflatable dart boards
A dictionary index
Powdered water
Pedal powered wheel chairs
Water proof tea bags
Watermelon seed sorter
Zero proof alchohol
Reusable ice cubes
See through toilet tissue
Skinless bananas
Do it yourself roadmap
Helicopter ejector seat
[Fancy trying out? ;)]


Life ~
Life is not like a pencil, if you make a mistake,it can't be erased. Life is more like a pen, you canse use white out to cover it up , but you'll always be reminded of the spot where u made a mistake .....


I knew someone that was so stupid that... ~
**she called me to get my phone number!
**she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box bcuz it said "concentrate"!
**she put lipstick on her forehead bcuz she wanted to makeup her mind!
**she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
**she sent me a fax with a stamp on it!
**she tried to drown a fish!
**she thought a quarterback was a refund!
**she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death!
**she tripped over a cordless phone!
**she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept!
**she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store!
**she studied for a blood test! lol


Which statement is correct? ~
The statement below is false.
The statement above is true.

eNJoY! (:

check out the MJ video i just uploaded..its one of the best songs by him..and coincidently it was released in the year i was born..yay!!

now im getting lazier to blog..haiz

ok aunty thx..

A message from my contact (sis aura) to remind all the multiplier user to beware of this contact.

Message given by pinkyshop;
Do not accept a friend request from a CHRISTOPHER BUTTERFIELD he is a hacker. Tell everyone on your list. Because if somebody on your list adds him, he'll be on your list too. He'll figure out your computer's ID and address, so copy & paste this message to everyone. Even if you don't care for them,, because if he hacks them, he'll hack you too..
-- Just got it from one of my contacts....
** be careful guys!

Thanks.

THIS IS A REMINDER MESSAGE SO THERE IS NO NEED TO REPLY.. THANK YOU..